Holy crap did I ever wake up grumpy...
Why are certain people impossible to communicate with? As in, you discuss something, you agree on it's properties, it's shape, size, smell, weight etc. You discuss altering the item, paint it blue, make it square instead of rectangular, add some weight, make it smell like roses. You return to the discussion two or three more times, agreeing in the end on it's new properties, and leave the subject with the understanding that work will be completed on the object and the next time the two parties meet the new object will be there in all it's glory.
And then BLAMMO - you get together and party B shows you a purple glob on the floor that smells like horseshit, and says , "that's the way I want it, eat it.". Total. Disregard. For. Reality.
I'm telling ya, I soooo wanted to punch people in the face so hard, why do I bother.